|Geico Gecko in therapy|
"Doctor, it all started when Geico hired me to be their spokesperson. At first it sounded good. After all, I came here to the big city to find food for my family back home. Geico treated me good, even made me a bed in the boss' office. I'm having these nightmares ever since the incident. One night the janitor was making his rounds. (shudder) I guess he was never informed of me being hired on. He took off his big, humongous shoe and raised it to squish me. I tried to escape but was frozen in fear. He missed me but got my tail. In horror I looked back and saw my tail detached from my body. I played dead, even when I was thrown in the trash. Since then my tail has grown back (thank goodness) but now I have these nightmares. A big shoe always over me... ready to squish me. I wake up cradling my tail every time. I love my work, the money is good, my family back home writes me. I don't know. I just feel like sometimes I'm living a lie. I haven't climbed a tree in years. I'm popular and the ladies love me. I just feel empty inside. Can you help me?