"Mom, my farts hurt..... but I still have the joy of the Lord!" -Ivy (Posted HERE on Heard on the Playground's website.)
"Dad, I love you even though you are fluffy. Even if you get fluffier later I will still love you." -Ivy
If you guys have something funny then please submit it to Heard on the Playground we can all enjoy it! I love reading stuff kids say because you just can't make up good stuff like that. Tee hee....