Friday, April 01, 2011
Putting Daddy on the Roof
Ivy: Ohhh, I can't wait to grow up and be a mommy! When I'm a mommy I'm gonna move you guys out of the bedroom and daddy will sleep on the roof.
Me: Oh really??? Um Okay. How many kids do you want Ivy?
Ohh, how about 5. I just can't wait to cook and be a mommy!
Yay! Well, I'll be excited to be a Grandma and play with them. Are you sure you only want 5?
Umm...how about 13?
Well, I don't know. I don't want to be fat!
Oh Ivy. You won't be fat. Even if you do get fat for a bit, it'll go away eventually.
Okay. Well, I'm scared though because it's really gonna hurt having them come out of my tummy!
You'll be okay, Ivy. I promise. They'll give you some medicine and before you know it, they'll be out of your tummy. It's a cinch.
Oh phew! I'm glad.
Okay, goodnight Ivy. Why don't you and Ashley lay in bed together and talk about when you are gonna be mommies?
Okay! Goodnight mom!
Goodnight Ivy. I love you.
Written by Unknown at 7:14 AM