Q: You're getting fixed, right? Why nothing is broke
A: Is this your last one? Nope we hope he's/she's the middle child
Q: My, your hands are full!A1: Yeah, and yours look empty!
Q: You know what causes that, right?
A: Yes I know what causes it, and I LIKE it!
A: Oh yes, we finally figured it out and we now keep the tooth brushes in seperate glasses!
Q: Don't you know what causes that?
A: Oh yes, I now wash my husband's underwear seperately