Yesterday at night time my son came running in the room with a sword and shield and said "Mom, someone's knocking on the door!" I never open the door for strangers so I always tell them to be quiet for a sec while I check. I was walking into the living room and noticed Ryan was following me quietly. I asked Ryan what he was doing and he said, "I'm protecting you with my sword and shield!" So I looked outside and saw that no one was there. I told Ryan there was no one at the door. He said, "Oh, it must've been the Lord knockin'!" He thought for a few seconds and then said, "I can't hit the Lord!!!" So he put his sword down and went to go play while I was left laughing in the room.