Cut and paste these questions and ask your kids their answers.
1. What is something mom always says to you?
Ryan (7 yrs old) -I love you.
Chaz (8 yrs old)- I love you.
Kyle (5 yrs old) - Be good
Ivy (3 yrs old.) - Be Sick
2. What makes mom happy?
Ryan-When I play with her
Chaz- By being smarter
Kyle- You laugh
3. What makes mom sad?
Ryan-Being naughty and disrespectful and being bad at church.
Chaz- Being real bad.
Ivy- because you didn't want to play
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Ryan-You say funny words and you make fake fart sounds
Chaz- She says funny words!
Kyle- by mommy dancing and shaking her booty
Ivy- You say cheese!
5. What was your mom like as a child?
Chaz- She was very good (Ahem)
Kyle- she stole from the mall (Ummm... that was looooong ago when I was a freshman)
Ivy- Real little
6. How old is your mom?
Ivy- 5 but older than 3
7. How tall is your mom?
Chaz- 38 inches
Kyle- 25 lbs
Ivy- 29 inches
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Ryan-Play with me outside
Chaz- To exercise at YMCA
Kyle- being a princess like Cinderella
Ivy- going to work
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Ryan-You go fun places
Chaz- She works
Kyle- get a spanking when you are with your mom and you're bad.
Ivy- Run in circles
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Ryan-because you are so nice and pretty.
Chaz- because you are so nice
Kyle- being so funny!
Ivy- Being on tables and working (Ummm... that sounds bad)
11. What is your mom really good at?
Ryan-cleaning and teaching
Chaz- doing exercises
Kyle- playing games
Ivy- Being on the fire pole (Man, she's gonna give me bad rep)
12. What is your mom not very good at?
Ryan- picking up daddy in the air and Daisy our dog
Chaz- melting the sun and playing golfing.
Kyle- being mad
Ivy- Not getting ice cream
13. What does your mom do for a job?
Ryan-clean up the stuff in the house.
Chaz- she works and listens to her boss
Kyle- clean up the floor
Ivy- give Ryan candy
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Ryan- milk shake
Chaz- fruits and vegetables
Kyle- a sandwich with onions and fruits and vegetables
15.What makes you proud of your mom?
Ryan-You play with me so much
Chaz- because you are being so nice
Kyle- she's grateful about going to the mall and and Disneyland
Ivy- because you are being five
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Kyle- a grandma
Ivy- A princess. Not a bear.
17. What do you and your mom do together?
Ryan-we both play and do head stands in water
Chaz- We play together
Kyle- talking nice to each and not kicking each other and not swacking and punching.
Ivy- We do circles in the giant swimming pool
18. How are you and your mom the same?
Ryan-We have the same hair
Chaz- we both have two golfing sticks
Kyle- we are both silly
19. How are you and your mom different?
Ryan-we are girl and boy
Chaz- You are older than me and we have different faces and different bodies
Kyle- because we like each other
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Ryan-because I am your son and little baby
Chaz- because I love you and you love me
Kyle- because you are being so cute.
Ivy- because she be's happy and wants to get ice cream
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Ryan- how you got married
Chaz- that he's kind and you both believe in being kind to each other.
Kyle- that you are nice to each other
Ivy- that you got married
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Chaz- Amazing Jakes.
Kyle- Disneyland and Chuck E. Cheese
Ivy- ice cream place